Today, I Was Told Norwegian Taskmasters Were the Best and Worst Kind of Taskmasters
A man to whom I owed money slammed my hand in a car door five times today. He slammed it a sixth time and said, "And one more for good luck." Something struck me very funny at that point. Not the one-liner, I think, but the situation in general.
GOD Lena, can't you stop being a hideous bitch for one second? Leave Brendon to follow his muse as he sees fit. You're just here to look stuff up, not tell us what we're "supposed to say."