There was a morbidly obese man on the train this morning.
He furiously typed away on his Blackberry as a small a stream of blood trickled out of his right ear and dripped onto his shirt.
He was forced to pause his typing a number of times, waving one hand around his ear as if shooing away a fly. He would blink furiously as he did this.
posted by Accidentally Disastrous #
9:01 AM