Friday, March 03, 2006

Today, Is A Very Busy Day.

Ever since I shocked myself on the doorknob, my finger has been numb. I was walking across my living room, which has thick shag carpet. I reached for the doorknob a visible spark jumped off into my index finger. It went numb and there was a little black mark on the tip, just under the fingernail. I told a doctor what happened and he didn’t believe me. He said there was no way for me to get a shock that bad from shuffling my feet on a carpet. I explained to him that it was really thick carpet.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Let me ask you something: when you pick up a book can you read it cover to cover in under 10 seconds? Can you sense earthquakes? Can you bring deer back to life? Can you beat me in Jeopardy? I thought so, I thought so.