Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Today, I Complete My Christmas Shopping.

There was a morbidly obese man on the train this morning.
He furiously typed away on his Blackberry as a small a stream of blood trickled out of his right ear and dripped onto his shirt.
He was forced to pause his typing a number of times, waving one hand around his ear as if shooing away a fly. He would blink furiously as he did this.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What Edward Gorey did with a fine-tipped black pen, Brendon does with words.