Monday, October 24, 2005

Today, I Was Told Norwegian Taskmasters Were the Best and Worst Kind of Taskmasters

A man to whom I owed money slammed my hand in a car door five times today. He slammed it a sixth time and said, "And one more for good luck." Something struck me very funny at that point. Not the one-liner, I think, but the situation in general.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually Brendon, it would be: 'to whom I owe money'. Not: 'to whom I owe money to'.

Anonymous said...

GOD Lena, can't you stop being a hideous bitch for one second? Leave Brendon to follow his muse as he sees fit. You're just here to look stuff up, not tell us what we're "supposed to say."

And you have poor posture, so there.

Anonymous said...

i fixed it.

Anonymous said...

I like huge dongs. They're like obelisks.